Happy Holidays they are upon us?

My word who planned Thanksgiving and Christmas they way they did? Because seriously they should be drug out and tarred and feathered. Lets start with Christmas songs playing the day after Halloween? Honestly do you not think thats a bit early. Ok then this buisiness of only having a month to prepare for Christmas, after spending a month preparing for Thanksgiving. Its a system set up for failure. You spend half your fall and the first part of your winter either preparing or celebrating then cleaning up. Then January hits. What a bugger of a month. Nothing good there huh? cold snow more cold and more snow. Nothing to prepare for in January except the rising costs of gas prices and the bills from the previous holidays. Im thinking why not put Thanksgiving in like August. Then wed have Halloween in October wed have November to relax then December wed have Christmas. Cancel January after the 2st due to lack of interest on everyones part.